Some teacher Jokes

Some teacher Jokes

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Teacher:''Can you say your name backwards,Simon?''
Simon:''No,,Mis''


Teacher: John. Give me a sentence beginning with 'I'.
John: I is the...
Teacher: No, John. You must say "I am" not "I is."
John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


Mum, I don't want to go to school. The teachers hate me and so do the kids. Is it all right if I stay in bed today?

Mother:
No son, I'm afraid, you have got to go. After all, you are the headmaster.


Teacher:"Jimmy, what is your favourite flower?"
Jimmy:"Chrysanthemums."
Teacher:"Spell it, Jimmy."
Jimmy:"I changed my mind, teacher. I like roses better."


Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

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